Is your wi-fi too slow?

I was in  a restaurant & heard a teenager complaining about the food being bad, service is lousy & the wi-fi being too slow! I felt like shaking the ungrateful little brat.

My dad said he remembered being amazed the first time he saw a digital watch, being astounded with the first Sony Walkman. And I remember the first time I make a purchase online. And now this little shit could consume all the information & culture at the tip of his fingers & he had the nerve to complain it wasn't fast enough.

Maybe things will be better when society collapses and we return to a medieval bartering system. As we gather on desolate hillsides to tell tales of magic glowing rectangles & huge metal birds in the sky, we'll finally appreciate what we had & understand what spoil little children we are.